Texter Pillows

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

Wild West Text Showdown

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

"Texting hexes is such a time saver!"

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."

You Have 1 New Messages

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

'Your texting addiction sticks out like a sore thumb.'

Baby's first text.

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

Text Santa

'-and don't forget your mobiles tomorrow - we shall be texting Santa!'

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

Valentine's Day texting

Ned stepped out of the office for a little texting, tweeting, status updating and general web surfing...hours later his GPS app placed him deep in the woods.

"My plants have been growing so much better since I started texting them."

Personal Air Bag.

The perils of texting while stampeding.

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

'I wonder what it's like to text, 'OMG'?'

Rudolph accepts Santa's request via texting

WRLD TXT MSG-ING CHMPSHIP.

The text commandments

"Look, I'm not ghosting you. I just have a huge list to deal with right now."

You hang up. No, you hang up.