Competitive Texter Pillows

WRLD TXT MSG-ING CHMPSHIP.

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"So this is what you do all day on your cell phone? Punching in letters...one by one...sending dirty messages to your friends?"

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

"Grandpa can't hear you. Turn on your caps lock."

You Have 1 New Messages

Nil by text - "Don't worry, Mr. Smith, we will soon cure your addiction."

Baby's first text.

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

"I just sent a penny to your bank account for your thoughts."

"You will have to text your order directly to chef. We're not speaking."

"We've been avoiding it for way to long. We really need to have a face-to-face text."

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

"I just got a text from my teenage daughter. Do you speak emoji?"

Puck Building Shoot-out

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

Personal Air Bag.

'The dog just texted, He's waiting for you at the back door,'

'I think it's about time we had a text, son.'

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

Joe couldn't shake off Ruby... his elderly stalker.

"Stop texting. I feel like I'm talking to duck in dark glasses."

'I lost my cell phone three days ago and I'm still stuck in text mode.'