Texting Champion Pillows

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

'I think it's about time we had a text, son.'

'The dog just texted, He's waiting for you at the back door,'

'I lost my cell phone three days ago and I'm still stuck in text mode.'

Couples' therapy

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

Teamwork

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

WHO checklist

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

Social Networking.

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

Dog Messages

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."