Texting Warrior Pillows

'I hope you don't mind me breaking up with you via text message.'

Once again, the texting dummy has missed the wall.

"Sir, I'm gonna need you to step out of the car and place your thumbs on this text-alizer..."

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Oymoticons

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

"Textin’"

"So, hw ws yr smmr?"

Second lifeReal life.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

Social Networking.

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

Dog Messages

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

No, boss, we still don't have an emoticon that says 'I'm laughing all the way to the bank.''

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."