Texting Champions Pillows

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

Polly txt speak

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

TAP TAP TAP TAP

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

Couples' therapy

"Textin’"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Teamwork

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

WHO checklist

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

Social Networking.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Wait, I'm texting the tooth fairy...I always like to keep her informed of these visits."

Dog Messages

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'