Texting Champ Pillows

"Stop texting. I feel like I'm talking to duck in dark glasses."

"School can be tricky. They give you text books that have NOTHING to do with texting!"

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

Inclusive speech

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Textin’"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

The Mating Call of the Modern Youth

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

'A thousand word report? How many words is that in text message?'

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...

"Nd how did tht mke u feel?"

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

Social Networking.

"It's not easy texting my mother. She's an English teacher and all she does is correct my spelling."

"Once you get over the three hundred and sixty eight texts it took to plan this, it really is nice to get together."

"I'm going to need more minutes. I'm texting for two now!"

Dog Messages

"I love my new texting app, it automatically selects peoples preferred pronouns."

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

"I failed my driving test...apparently I shouldn't have been texting!"

"I'm leaving you, Steven....It's all there in my text message."

"Hang on- I'm receiving a textured message."

'When did they start giving Pulitzers for texting?'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"I'm fine on the phone. I only have trouble talking to people in person."

'And if the scores remain level, you can text the name of the team you want to keep in the tournament.'

"Wh@_I_Did_During_My_Whole_Summer_Vacation."

"...and I'm proficient in two languages ? English and text messaging."