Telephone Warriors Pillows

Please continue to hold. Your call is important to us. But your time isn't.

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

'I'm sick of answering the phone - half the time, it's about business!'

Sudok Fu: Sign up for class today!

"These days they prefer to harass me on twitter."

Cyberwarfare

"Your call is important to us. Your estimated wait time is less than five hours."

"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

Call Center.

"When they said I'll get unlimited calls and texts with my new mobile contract, I didn't realise they would all be from PPI insurance companies....."

"We already changed our phone service to something or other last week, so we don't need whatever it is you have."

Less than Ultimate Fighting.

"So...As I was saying, nothing will actually change..."

"Dave's away from his desk, I'm afraid. Can I take a message, or read you his browser history."

'My land line is always busy...that's my answering machine fending off robocalls.'

"Pull over and check your phone" "Once more for good luck" "Maybe just another teensy look"

"Well, I don't think it is your constitutional right to interrupt my dinner with a sales call."

"You can stop holding sir, everyone has gone home."

'Your reign of terror is over evil dragon, for I have slain your internet service provider!'

'And just FYI, I was a caterpillar when you first put me on hold!'

'This is the technical support. To become connected to a service agent, please press the root of 576081, divided by three, times one point seven, mins 429.1.'

Women more likely to be misogynistic on twitter. . .

"I'm going to put you on hold for a few minutes...to see if you totally lose it."

"Please stay on the line for the next available agent - unless, of course, you are feeling tired, very tired, or maybe hungry. . ."

Hold, Hold, Hold, What you imagine all the phones look like at technical support.

Assertiveness training - man answers phone; 'Can I get back to you? How about when I'm darned good and ready?'

'I hope you don't mind me breaking up with you via text message.'

"Won't be a moment - I'm just on Twitter insulting someone who insulted me."

The search for common ground.

Tarzan fights mouse.

“Something’s wrong with my android.”

'If you wish to complain please press 2 and then select the Death Metal band that you'd like to listen to while you are on hold.'