Communication Warriors Pillows

Two week's rehearsing vicious phone revenge were just sucked dry by 5 minutes of menu options.

The search for common ground.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

Ban on Free Speech

Inclusive speech

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

Couples' therapy

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'No, I'm the marriage counselor. What you need is the semantics counselor down the hall.'

Teamwork

Letter Collecting Nerd

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

'Let us pray...'

WHO checklist

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

'Is there such a thing as over communicating?'

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Sports Radio in Crisis

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

The Horn of Unanswered Email

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"That's his answer to everything!"

A Journalist's Weapons

Censorship.