Communication Crusader Pillows

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

'I have no idea what you are saying.'

What part of no don't you understand?

'This is a trust exercise. You're going to fall backwards and I'll catch you.'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

"I want to divorce, we never talk any more!"

Technology insulation.

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

The basics of psychology.

"Writing to your MP is a great idea, but you may want to reconsider starting by call him a **** piece of ****!"

'I am Evelyn Frank, and this is my husband, brutally.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Lynching on social media

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"I had that dream again where you're writing down all my fears and anxieties and working them into a screenplay."

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'I want to sue my veterinarian. He didn't keep doctorpatient confidentiality and blabbed about my sex change operation to the tabloids.'

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"You can't just put on the uniform whenever you don't want to have a conversation, Barry."

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"Sorry, Kevin, but having the wi-fi down for a couple of hour is not 'living off the grid'."

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Knights of the iPhone

"Those are muzzles for whistleblowers."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre