Speech Crusader Pillows

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Ban on Free Speech

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"I had a great weekend... My Grandpa talked about the war again and my Dad about his most daring facebook comments!"

Rent-a-car! We pick you up

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'The good news is we were able to remove the homework from his stomach. The bad news is, your kid can't write worth a damn.'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

Corporate person hood!

Censorship is killing free society.

Seeing the marriage counselor.

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Which statement did Thomas Jefferson make on Jan. 16, 1787?

Knights of the iPhone

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Your friends at the FCC

SOPA supporters regroup.

Let the profit-making begin!

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

Welcome to Atla tis. N. Look, Ernie! It's the lost consonant of Atlantis!

'I am Evelyn Frank, and this is my husband, brutally.'

'I have no idea what you are saying.'

'These are called cigarette butts: Humans throw them everywhere and they end up here!'

What part of no don't you understand?