Speech Champion Pillows

Billy's speech impediment made him a bit nervous around girls.

Stephane Charbonnier

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Ban on Free Speech

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Couples' therapy

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Twitter censorship

WHO checklist

Free speech isn't cheap!

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Press freedom makes democracy.

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

Freedom Book.

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Censorship is killing free society.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

Corporate person hood!

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

Free Internet Access

The speech is ethical. One source is plagiarism, two is research.

Citizen Cane...

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"