Speech Champion Pillows

Billy's speech impediment made him a bit nervous around girls.

Stephane Charbonnier

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Ban on Free Speech

'Complete sentences?? Jeez, how verbose can you get?'

Couples' therapy

We need a Europe of U-turns.

Twitter censorship

Free speech isn't cheap!

WHO checklist

'Come on, Walter, you're wasting out time! Stop using complete sentences!'

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

Press freedom makes democracy.

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

Freedom Book.

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

"Here's a draft of my speech, Accounts Receivable as Collateral When Obtaining Asset Based Lending. Make it pop."

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"I seem to have forgotten what I was going to say...please...hold the applause!"

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

Censorship is killing free society.

Weapens of Mass Instruction

"Thanks for your introductory speech at the conference. By the way, Hibblemeyer, it's 'hard-headed' businessman, not 'thick-headed'."

Corporate person hood!

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

The speech is ethical. One source is plagiarism, two is research.

Citizen Cane...

"Take this box of rumors, innuendo and hearsay and turn it into decisive leadership."