Champion Of Speech Pillows

Freedom of speech.

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Couples' therapy

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

Free speech isn't cheap!

WHO checklist

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"I'm a great ... umm... like ... umm... like... umm ... communicator."

What Does God Know?

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

Ink in a prison made out of pens.

'He has a very open mind. Everything goes in one ear and out the other.'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Human Rights

I defend to the death your right to say things I agree with.

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

Free Internet Access

"Lately she refers to me as her 'insignificant other'."

"How long has your husband gone through life with these 'blinders' on?"

"You don't need to be anti-white to be pro-black."

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

WEll, Mr. Thoreau, we're interested in publishing your views on government authority and personal freedom, but perhaps you could leave out some of the references to lima beans and turnips.

"After endless delays, boarding confusion and lost luggage, it appears he's finally arriving at his conclusion."

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

SOPA supporters regroup.

"Youngsters these days are spoilt,apart from the triple-bypass,five divorces,4 estranged children and cirrhosis working 80 hours a week never did me any harm."

'...Or, in layman's terms, Ay caramba!'

"Before we got married you said you were oversexed."

Now It's Men's Turn To Be Scared

Civil Discourse Reenactors

"Apparently women use twice as many words per day as men do."

"Be prepared to be hated!"

"This book is the future of literature. It is paper-free to help save the planet and completely free of words and images so no one is offended."

'Mr Chairman, it's nearly midnight. Can we move on to item two?'