Social Crusader Pillows

'I always wanted a career in social work...to make a difference, to help people!'

Center for Anger Management: Mad at Congress, Mad at Healthcare and Mad at Violence and Bullying.

"By not speaking up, you're no better than the bully!"

"The great thing about my charity is that all donations go directly to the needy."

America, are we learning anything?

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Detention Center

Your Guide to Winning Movember

'Way too much information on your resume.'

"So you want to give yourselves a pay raise and change term limits so you can continue to ignore voter mandates and introduce ridiculous legislation?"

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Gun Control Rally

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

'Iran offered us a deal -- we learn to pronounce 'Ahmadinejad'.....and they'll try 'Schwarzenegger.''

Knights of the iPhone

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

What do overcrowded prisons say about defense lawyers?

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

Spiked prison bunk.

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

John Lewis

"Dealing with a poorly informed public over GM crops is a nightmare...."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

"Tough group."