Social Media Crusader Pillows

"Anything you tweet may be used as evidence ..."

Lynching on social media

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

Like.

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre

Knights of the iPhone

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

SOPA supporters regroup.

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Redaction: The pen is mightier than the word

'This is outrageous! I could go to prison for sending miners into an unsafe mine!'

"What??? For that money I used to get at least a judge, a congressman, and a city councilman!!"

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

'I am Evelyn Frank, and this is my husband, brutally.'

'Give me the name of your first girlfriend, first car, and first pet!'

Save the children

'I have no idea what you are saying.'