Social Media Advocate Pillows

Not easy to contain.

"She's being bullied at school for saying something nice about someone on social media."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

21st century water cooler conversations.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

Digital Fomo!

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Trick or Tweet

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Twitter censorship

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"She looks just like in your photos."

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

Facebook For Dogs.

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'Well what do you know---opportunity no longer knocks, she Twitters'