"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."
Social Media Professional Pillows
Add comfort and personality to their workspace or living area with pillows featuring clever designs that celebrate their social media expertise.
No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.
Trial by Media
Lynching on social media
"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."
"Welcome to the future"
"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"
"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "
"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."
"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."
21st century water cooler conversations.
'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'
News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!
"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"
"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."
CEO with SEO
'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'
Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"
"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"
"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."
"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."
"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."
'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'
If nobody had invented graphics
Likes: $2.
Superheroes take a selfie
"#Win!"
"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."
"You know, there are other emojis."
Gay Times...
A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.
Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.
"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."
"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."
Press Freedom
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