Media Professional Pillows

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

"This putt is worth $75,000 - certainly more than enough for a decent suit of clothes, a haircut and a set of real golf clubs!"

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

"If you were to boil your book down to a few words, what would be its message?"

God hounded by the media.

'That was close! I almost answered a question I was asked.'

Funny how it's only the people I disagree with who are biased.

D.J. Vu

Journalist flooding an area

'As a part of the company's green initiative, I hereby dedicate this tree! May it forever serve as a symbol of our corporate responsibility to the environment!

"Here's what went wrong today."

Father: 'Breaking news! Newspapers are planning to put all their stories about newspapers using paywalls, behind a paywall'. Daughter: 'What's a newspaper?'

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

"And now, to work you up into a froth of hate, hysteria, panic, and uncertainty, the news."

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

Seven Words You Can't Say in a Cartoon

"We need a better distribution system."

"There is no recession...we're just in a bit of a downturn..."

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

'Let me rephrase your question and answer with a 10 second sound bite to catch the next news cycle.'

Investigative journalism today: Reporter looks at 'TwitFace' social network site.

'I can't forgive you until you have apologised in front of the media.'

"Most of all, I enjoy being able to work at home."

TV government spokeman.

"I regret that my poor choice of words caused some people to understand what I was saying."

Public Relations: Today's Lecture: Weapons of Mass Deception.'

"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."

Trial by Media

The press under fire

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

Woman falls down.

'Boom or bust?'

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."