Media Professional Gifts

An angel looks at a news box containing the "International Herald Tribune".

"This putt is worth $75,000 - certainly more than enough for a decent suit of clothes, a haircut and a set of real golf clubs!"

Gettysburg Address, "Now can we have it as a sound bite ?"

"If you were to boil your book down to a few words, what would be its message?"

God hounded by the media.

'That was close! I almost answered a question I was asked.'

Funny how it's only the people I disagree with who are biased.

D.J. Vu

Father: 'Breaking news! Newspapers are planning to put all their stories about newspapers using paywalls, behind a paywall'. Daughter: 'What's a newspaper?'

"Here's what went wrong today."

'As a part of the company's green initiative, I hereby dedicate this tree! May it forever serve as a symbol of our corporate responsibility to the environment!

Journalist flooding an area

'Forget about 'who,what,when,where,why,how'...Instead 'Will it sell papers...attract advertisers?'

"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

Man with mobile phone says: 'I can't call for help, I'm filming this for the TV news.'

Seven Words You Can't Say in a Cartoon

"There is no recession...we're just in a bit of a downturn..."

'Let me rephrase your question and answer with a 10 second sound bite to catch the next news cycle.'

"We need a better distribution system."

Public Relations: Today's Lecture: Weapons of Mass Deception.'

"I regret that my poor choice of words caused some people to understand what I was saying."

'I can't forgive you until you have apologised in front of the media.'

"Most of all, I enjoy being able to work at home."

TV government spokeman.

"O.K., but what I'm about to tell you does not leave this news cycle."

"The relatively placid seas and those vacationers behind me notwithstanding, Dan, it's really starting to blow out here."

Woman falls down.

Life is better with a laugh track and graphics.

Trial by Media

The press under fire

What I'd really like to do, of course, is direct.

In 5 Years...

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."