Media Professor Gifts

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Trial by Media

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Welcome to the future"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Squeezing the Free Press.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

Gay Times...

Press Freedom

If nobody had invented graphics

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Where does it all end up?

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Local News in Heaven

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.