Media Studies Researcher Gifts

'Center for the study of superbowl commercials'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Welcome to the future"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

Squeezing the Free Press.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

"National security adviser"

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

Studies show foods work miracles!

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Where does it all end up?

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

"We've won control of the congress. Our next objective is to win control of the media."

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'