Media Expert Gifts

Squeezing the Free Press.

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Trial by Media

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

In the Guru District

"They grow up so fast."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Create some buzz!

"And now here's Cathie with the hypothetical portion of the news."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Gay Times...

If nobody had invented graphics

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

Press Freedom

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Studies show foods work miracles!

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Changing Minds

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!