Social Media Enthusiast Pillows

"hey fans! im at bat,. btm 9th, bases loaded, score tied--oops, jst got called strike1!"

"Should we worry that the farmer "liked" our selfie, and commented about how delicious we look?"

'Three life sentences, but hey, you're trending on twitter...'

#pythonlunch

"Hold up! I just gotta tag my location."

'Who would've thought Ms. Kent was following our tweets?'

'Think of an essay as a collection of tweets only joined together.'

"When I asked you to read a book, I didn't mean Facebook."

Unsocial Networking.

'Has the jury tweeted a verdict?'

'Joey, what have I told you? If you can't say something nice, post it on a social media platform.'

'All options are on the table. That includes defriending on Facebook.'

"I'm not wasting my life online - I'm building my brand."

'I'm following him on Twitter.'

"Very creative, but is it something your mother would want to share on social media?"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

"One more - Billy wasn't crying."

This will be an awesome profile pic!

'If only texting was an Olympic sport.'

'Singing to find a mate is so passe.'

Ornithology teacher: 'And if you can't make it to class, at least follow me on Twitter.'

'Ah, Mr. Collins? We are friends on Facebook, but I can't remember why.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

'No the doctor doesn't do house calls, but Twitter him your symptoms and he'll get back to you.'

"We don't communicate any more..."

"You can't 'unfollow' me - I'm your shepherd."

'For me, an experience just isn't real until it's been digitized.'

"Hold on, let me get a picture of you taking a picture of yourself while Gail takes a picture of both of us taking pictures."

'My paper has been published by a scientific journal.'

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

'Could I just keep my personal possessions and follow you on twitter?'

Girl focusing on one negative comment using telescope.

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

"Sorry I'm late, I was up all night canceling celebrities."