Social Media Aficionados Pillows

"So when do we go online?"

'Twitter Tweet'

Mark Calls Nancy

tbt

Twitcher

'If you go back on your word, I'll put this whole conversation online.'

"Like me on tastebook or I'll blow my fruit out!"

'While I take photos with my phone and post to Instagram.'

""Lets get a picture of the both of us."

The Pope joins social media.

Facebook?

Erdogan and Twitter

'Oh, granny, we don't trick or treat anymore. There's an app for that.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"Just give me your wallet. Trust me, you do not want to deal with my misplaced sense of entitlement."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

Digital Fomo!

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Obsession with the Internet.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."