Social Media Fanatics Pillows

"I shared your photo and information with all my friends. You have a ton of 'thumbs up'. Wait, my phone is upside down."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"Could you please focus on the objective of this meeting, Tom... you can get back to your 300 followers later."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

Digital Fomo!

"Before I do this, I would ask everyone to please delete the footage in the event of this not going as planned."

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Obsession with the Internet.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"And to my nephew, Todd, I leave my 27 Twitter followers."

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Trick or Tweet

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Ice shelfie.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

How logos change over time.

"She looks just like in your photos."

tRUMp, Pirate President

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.