Facebook Fanatics Pillows

"We're finding out who's naughty and who's nice by following them on Facebook."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

I like the Jets...I guess

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Bowled over again!

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Family Joules: Part 6

Giant Monster in Bath

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Science fiction fans on other planets

Currently Boston

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The best goalie in the world!

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

David and Goliath.

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

Football supporters.

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Medieval King

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"