Facebook Fanatics Prints

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

I like the Jets...I guess

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Obsession with the Internet.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Giant Monster in Bath

Currently Boston

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

The best goalie in the world!

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Football supporters.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

David and Goliath.

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

Medieval King

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"