Facebook Fanatic Prints

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Facebook Death

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Obsession with the Internet.

Friday

Science fiction fans on other planets

Currently Boston

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Football supporters.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

"Tell the world, are you digging for world peace?"

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Knight

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'The stuff legends are made of'

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"Do you think my followers will mind of 'Martin's Theory of Everything' ends after just three installments?"

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

"This new NFL video is great! It factors in the strength of each team's offense, defense, special teams and legal teams."