Facebook Fanatic Gifts

Who needs Life? I've got Facebook!

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Updating my facebook profile

Like me on Facebook?

Buh Bye Mubarak

Facebook Death

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Bowled over again!

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Friday

Obsession with the Internet.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Currently Boston

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Jim Carrey,

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

Football supporters.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

We're With Stupid

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

Knight

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

"Tell the world, are you digging for world peace?"

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'Stop! Don't try to move him until we get his insurance information!'

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

'The stuff legends are made of'

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.