Facebook Fan Gifts

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

Facebook Dependence

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Bowled over again!

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"I hate it when we fight."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Uptight End"

Currently Boston

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Archaeologists discover a football

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

I break for toilet paper

'Touchdown!'

"And they all lived happily ever after? Boy, that's not the version I found on YouTube!"

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'