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"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

Football Chameleon

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I hate it when we fight."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Uptight End"

Science fiction fans on other planets

Currently Boston

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Archaeologists discover a football

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Now what?!'

'Blimey, boss - that's a bit revolutionary, isn't it?'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Well it's too bad you're not a black widow like me, Slyvia...'

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

I break for toilet paper

'No we didn't get high definition TV - the wife dusted the screen.'

Red Card - Gold Card.

"Go deep!"