Social Media Fans T-Shirts

Texting Addicts Anonymous

Frogs and selfie sticks

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

"We really should do this more often!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

Moses on the web

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

CEO with SEO

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"#Win!"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."