Social Media Fans Mugs

Texting Addicts Anonymous

'I don't think the posts online are for scratching.'

"We really should do this more often!"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

21st century water cooler conversations.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

Moses on the web

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"#Win!"

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"You know, there are other emojis."

"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

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