Follower Fanatic Pillows

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

"I'm really only in it for the Likes."

"Do you know how many followers I've got?"

There are almost 3000 subscribers to my YouTube channel. I have 1275 Twitter followers and 1836 Instagram followers. Plus I have 2723 Facebook friends. What about you, Ernie? I have one dog. You win.

I blew it. I lost my Twitter followers and my Facebook followers. All I did was ask if they like me. Objective failure. Never be that vulnerable. People hate that kind of weakness. But, in the end, you can't help it. It's your nature. So people didn't like my true nature? But you like me, right? Please rephrase this sort of question so you don't look like such an idiot!

"Am I not being funny enough?"

'Oh oh, I think I'm being followed!...Oh year, I think I'm being followed!'

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

"Chasing high net worth clients is a fast moving game. . . it's not just bakers and financiers we need to understand. . ."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

Eldrow

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Super hero dog.

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

Boy and his dog

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."