Feeder Fanatic Pillows

?? No, I'm not going to empty it so you can get the toy surprise inside.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Counting ribs

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Super Dog'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"I'm working from home today."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Friday

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Super hero dog.

Science fiction fans on other planets

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'So this is goodbye then!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

A convenient attack of swine flu...