Fetch Fanatic Pillows

"Perhaps we're overthinking the situation."

"I mean, I can throw it a third time."

"It's not going to throw itself."

"Scratch my head, would you?"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Dog fetching golf ball (Colour)

'He's my personal trainer.'

"I'm working from home today."

"The applications are limitless."

'Good dog!'

Dog chases after snowball - which is a lot bigger by the time he brings it back.

'We double-dog dare you.'

'I love playing fetch, but sometimes worry that I'm the only one getting the exercise. I suppose what I'm trying to say is, hey, best friend, why don't you fetch this one.'

'He took a fetching class.'

Super hero dog.

"How long will it take to widen this door?"

Returns

'He doesn't need me anymore.' (sad dog).

Dog and bone

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Have you met my personal trainer?'

Seeing Eye to Eye Dog

Thank you for throwing my ball!

Boy and his dog

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"By making him retrieve the ball I'm teaching him the self-reliance he'll need every day at work."

"This time, by god, he's going to hang on to the damn stick."

'Man, why don't you get a life!'

'...let's go and buy a dog!'

Boomerang

'Well, to be quite frank, I'm very disappointed in you.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Brindles - Top Dog

"Actually, the hardest part in teaching him was getting him to stop fetching the ball after he hit it!"

"One last fetch but then I eat the cantaloupe."