Fetch Aficionado Pillows

Pet owner struggles

"You throw the ball I chase it...where does it end?"

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Hey. That's my Roscoe. I always thought he liked that game."

"A little help, please."

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

Boomerang fetching

'Do I have to fetch the newspaper? -- Maureen Dowd always leaves a bad taste in my mouth!'

Fido and Fifi

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

"A tired dog is a – well, a whole lot easier to live with!"

"Did you hear about the dog that ran 100 miles just to retrieve a stick?"

Pet

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'Super Dog'

A man and his dog

"I'm working from home today."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Super hero dog.