Fetch Aficionado Pillows

Pet owner struggles

"You throw the ball I chase it...where does it end?"

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

"Have you tried biting him?"

"A little help, please."

Dog Getting Reading to Catch A Stick.

Boomerang fetching

'Do I have to fetch the newspaper? -- Maureen Dowd always leaves a bad taste in my mouth!'

Fido and Fifi

"A tired dog is a – well, a whole lot easier to live with!"

"Did you hear about the dog that ran 100 miles just to retrieve a stick?"

Pet

Playing Fetch.

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

'Super Dog'

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

A man and his dog

"I'm working from home today."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Super hero dog.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Boy and his dog