Fetch Fans Pillows

Dog fetches dice

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

A man and his dog

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'Super Dog'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"I'm working from home today."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"A little help, please."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Super hero dog.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

"Have you tried biting him?"

Boy and his dog

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Frizzbee statue.

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Tired of fetching?'

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

Fido and Fifi

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."