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Dog fetches dice

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Super Dog'

A man and his dog

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"I'm working from home today."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"A little help, please."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Super hero dog.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Boy and his dog

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'Tired of fetching?'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."