Fetch Fan Gifts

"The applications are limitless."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

Dogs instinct

'And...?'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Super Dog'

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

A man and his dog

"I'm working from home today."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Super hero dog.

'The whole floor got together and came up with a few things you could work on.'

Boy and his dog

"....And what's the deal with fetch? You want the stick or don't you? Make up your mind already!"

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

Frizzbee statue.

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"You and your daft inventions."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'