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Doggy-3D

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

Dogs all bringing local papers.

'That was fun!'

'Fetch.'

Fly Football

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Super hero dog.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

Game In A Can.

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

'He took a fetching class.'

'Good dog!'

'He loves to fetch but he hates getting wet.'

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

Dog fetches dice

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

'I love playing fetch, but sometimes worry that I'm the only one getting the exercise. I suppose what I'm trying to say is, hey, best friend, why don't you fetch this one.'

'Your fish dinner should be along shortly. Frank just had a nibble.'