Fax Fan Gifts

"Darling, Mother faxed her tuna-casserole recipe all the way from Ohio."

'How come no one ever sends me a fax?'

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

European currency on the edge.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

Economy - USA.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

What do you suggest we do about this?

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

August is corporate earnings restatement season.

"It's a sci-fi-nance- when the DOW is 100,000."

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

'How much did you save this year?'