Faxing Fan Gifts

Another day in Fairfax, VA.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Fox hunting.

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Doggy-3D

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

Dog fetches dice

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Workaholic's Toilet

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

"The applications are limitless."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

"Now. Hear. This."

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

Lord Robert Winston

Avoid texting valentine's messages

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'