Faxing Fan Gifts

Another day in Fairfax, VA.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Fox hunting.

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Doggy-3D

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"The people will not tolerate people speaking on behalf of the people any longer!"

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Dog fetches dice

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Workaholic's Toilet

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

"No, no, the way you're shifting your papers - it's all wrong."

Playing with the dog with a boomerang.

"The applications are limitless."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"Well, there's the stick. One of us is going to have to get it."

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

"Now. Hear. This."

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

'My, my, don't we look fetching.'

Avoid texting valentine's messages

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

Lord Robert Winston

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'