Fax Fanatic Gifts

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"It's receiving my attention right now"

They called him Mr. Fax.

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Workaholic's Toilet

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

'This must be your lcuky day. You have spam e-mail and spam fax.'

At lunchtime he carried on extensive fax conversations with himself.

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"Stock options for your thoughts."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Profit

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!

'Fetch.'

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Your wonderful daughter and I would like to become engaged in F.Y. '97, married in F.Y. '98, and if the numbers look good, start a family in F.Y. '99."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"#Win!"

Annual profits,

'Can he call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

'Super Dog'

"We need to do something about excessive admin. I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"I'm working from home today."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

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