Fax Machine Fanatic Gifts

'I believe they have Hyperreactive Fax Syndrome.'

'Sorry, I missed your call. . . I'm either goofing off at the fax machine or telling someone what I did over that weekend...'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

Workaholic's Toilet

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"

'Bob installed a lazer security system. He's a little protective of his new car.'

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

"The little one? That's for small print!"

"Ahh, Dickinson, I hope that's office business you're using that photocopier for."

The stuff heroes are made of: Ernie courageously throws himself on a live fax machine and saves the entire department from an incoming round of layoff notices.

'This one is for Lawyers.'

'My partner is also a solicitor and specializes in small print!'

"We are on fax y'know"