Fax Machine Fanatic Gifts

'I believe they have Hyperreactive Fax Syndrome.'

'Sorry, I missed your call. . . I'm either goofing off at the fax machine or telling someone what I did over that weekend...'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

'Dear, the good doctor appears to have misplaced my file. Can you fax over your copy?'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'Yes we do have health benefits, but read the fine print. You're only allowed to get sick once every three years.'

Publishing Clauses Of The '90s.

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

Workaholic's Toilet

"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."

'No need to come in.. you can fax me your resume.'

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

'Talk about paranoid. He reads the fine print on his money.'

'Mr. Wigglerum finally paid his bill but he did it by faxing us cash.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

In-Tray, Out-Tray and Lost.

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"Yes, our ad said no salesman would call. I'm a sales-bot."

"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"

"No, no. The contract I signed was of the non-binding kind."

"Ahh, Dickinson, I hope that's office business you're using that photocopier for."

"This is Clint. He handles the small print!"

"The little one? That's for small print!"

If you're going to flap that hard, you need to tighten the wing nuts!

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

'Bob installed a lazer security system. He's a little protective of his new car.'

'Mrs. Nortman just sent in this fax of a rash that she's got on her stomach.'

'This one is for Lawyers.'

The stuff heroes are made of: Ernie courageously throws himself on a live fax machine and saves the entire department from an incoming round of layoff notices.