Fax Fanatics Gifts

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

'Super Dog'

"I'm working from home today."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

'What's most depressing is the realization that everything we believe will be disproved in a few years.'

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

Born to raise interest rates.

'He's faxing like there's no tomorrow.'

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

I've checked - it goes down to the basement.

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

Overdraft limit.

'What if we televise government budget hearings and make them pay-per-view?'

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

I am billing, therefore I am.

= too complex

'We're in good shape. Nobody understands our financial statement.'

'I consider myself to be a sophisticated investor. I would never invest in penny stocks. I lost all of my money investing with a brokerage specializing in nickel stocks.'