Fox Fanatics Gifts

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'We have Foxtel of course...'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Giant Monster in Bath

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'Doc, I think I'm going postal.'

Fox hunting.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Baskerville Tabby.

Medieval King

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

Workaholic's Toilet

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

Mermaid and old sailor

Ginger was born to dance.

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

Harry Sotter

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

"Now. Hear. This."

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!