Fox Fanatics Gifts

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

'We have Foxtel of course...'

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Giant Monster in Bath

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Fox hunting.

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

Medieval King

'Ask about our daily sermon by fax plan.'

Baskerville Tabby.

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

'Mommy didn't bring a stick. Boo Boo want to fetch a lipstick?'

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

Workaholic's Toilet

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

"Now. Hear. This."

Ginger was born to dance.

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

Mermaid and old sailor

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'