Fox Fancy Enthusiast Gifts

Man runs with a fox and fishing hook.

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'We know you have a cat.'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Fox hunting.

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"The narrative seems contrived."

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

The ambush.

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

Workaholic's Toilet

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

Ben Foden Brings Flair and Adventure to the Party

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 2

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

Delights of the Chace.

'Guarding the house, bringing Master his newspaper and slippers does not require much skill, does it? Catching mice, on the other hand...'

'Don't give me that 'hairball' excuse again. Just admit it - you don't like my cooking!'

"Now. Hear. This."

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'