Fox Fancier Gifts

'Oh no, the chickens have killed another fox.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'What? I'm scratching the sofa! I'm not! And if I was? It's your fault!'

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'We know you have a cat.'

Fox hunting.

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

Keep it on until he's gone. They still think we're extinct.

"The narrative seems contrived."

"We have a new line of designer hedge funds...the Topiary Group."

The ambush.

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

Rex had always suspected his wife was being unfaithful, but it was worse than that...much worse.

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

Aesop's Fables: The Fox and the Crow

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'If you're alone in here, who just said 'Ribbit'?'

'What's happened to all this money?'

'You got a search warrant?'

'I say we forget about these particular chickens...'

'Watch this... I have him trained to give me a treat every time I shake his hand.'

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"She feeds me the same stuff every single day, yet I can't help approaching it like I have NO idea what it could possibly be!"

'Guarding the house, bringing Master his newspaper and slippers does not require much skill, does it? Catching mice, on the other hand...'

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

'Don't give me that 'hairball' excuse again. Just admit it - you don't like my cooking!'

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

"Now. Hear. This."