Cat Fancier Gifts

Kittens and snake.

"I'm not lost. I moved on to better things."

It turns out she's more of an outdoor cat

Rex had always suspected his wife was being unfaithful, but it was worse than that...much worse.

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

"They won't say what they're doing way out here Skipper, but they're adamant they're not refugees!"

Copycats

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

"Cat box"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Foster failure"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

The Mouse Princess