Cat Fancier Gifts

Kittens and snake.

"I'm not lost. I moved on to better things."

'...paddlecat is said to have contributed to much of the tension that exists between the two species, even today.'

"Number two all over but leave it shaggy on top"

"They won't say what they're doing way out here Skipper, but they're adamant they're not refugees!"

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

The Mouse Princess