Animal Fancier Gifts

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Seagiraffes

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Mardi Gras

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Chase me, chase me cows.

Giraffe Umbrella

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You're such a good listener."

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"First date hairball... awkward."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."